1、每天早上起床的第一件事就是不想上班，然后又乖乖地去上班。
The first thing to get up every morning is not to want to go to work, and then go to work obediently.
2、上班这种东西真的可有可无，但是不上班我就要喝西北风了。
It's really dispensable to work, but if I don't work, I'm going to drink everything.
3、老说不想上班的人，是不是家里养猪？不然他哪来的底气？
People who always say they don't want to work, do they raise pigs at home? How else can he get the confidence?
4、早上闹钟一响，500条请假理由瞬间出现在脑子里，但是没有一条靠谱的。
When the alarm clock rings in the morning, 500 reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind, but none of them is reliable.
5、上班就像旧时代的婚姻，明明不幸福，还要相守在一起。
Going to work is like a marriage in the old days. It's not happy, but we have to stay together.
6、我跟老板建议我们的上班时间可以适当的减少一点，于是老板让我今晚留下来加班。
I suggested to my boss that we should reduce our working hours a little, so my boss asked me to stay and work overtime tonight.
7、我觉得我的性格不适合上班，只适合领工资，但这种场景也只有在梦里遇见过。
I feel that my character is not suitable for work, only for salary, but this kind of scene is only met in my dream.
8、早知道人间有上班这种事，当初我打死我也不下凡历劫。
I knew there was such a thing as going to work in the world. At the beginning, I didn't go down to earth even if I was killed.
9、上班是一种呼吸的痛，这种痛传遍我身上的每一个部位。
Going to work is a kind of breathing pain, which spreads to every part of my body.
10、什么叫万死不辞，就是不管老板怎么对待我？我都不辞职。
What does it mean to die, no matter how the boss treats me? I'm not going to quit.
11、每个人都说上班要开心一点，一天工作12个小时，你开心给我试试。
Everyone said to be happy at work, work 12 hours a day, you happy to give me a try.
12、虽然我有时上班天天迟到，但是我下班一向很准时。
Although I am sometimes late for work every day, I always get off work on time.
13、用一句话形容我上班的状态，年年打工年年愁，天天加班像个猴。
With a word to describe the state of my work, work every year, worry every day, overtime like a monkey.
14、不知道为什么，上班明明是为了挣钱，但我上了这么多年的班，依然摆脱不了穷的命运。
I don't know why, I go to work to earn money, but I still can't get rid of the fate of poverty after working for so many years.
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